According to police, Chris Chiappetta, a 26-year old high school teacher in the Pittsburgh area confessed to passing out on his desk during class from being high on heroin.
His response when approached for comment by reporters? “Roll Tide.”
Can’t make this stuff up.
According to the Pittsburg Post-Gazette “Bellevue Sgt. Michael Hudson found Mr. Chiappetta, of Ross, asleep at his desk during an art class at Northgate Middle/High School on Oct. 17. Police said he had heroin on him and marijuana and blunt wrappers in his vehicle.”
(h/t/ Deadspin)
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