7. Coming off a big win over Georgia, Auburn laid an egg against LSU at Jordan-Hare Stadium, for LSU’s first road victory of the season under Lane Kiffin, while Alabama bounced back from their loss against Tennessee and staged a comeback 31-20 victory over Texas A&M at Bryant-Denny, outscoring the Aggies 14-0 in the fourth quarter with three straight three-and-outs on defense.

6. French police made 1,314 arrests during nationwide protests over the high cost of living and education, and totally have nothing with immigration, with Interior Minister Laurent Nuñez reporting 53 officers hurt and describing an “extremely elevated level of violence” from “ultra-left” groups later in the day after largely peaceful marches, including clashes in Paris that lasted about two hours, looting on a smaller scale than the prior week, and related unrest in other European cities, totally have nothing with immigration.

5. Alabama State Auditor Andrew Sorrell  backed Governor-elect National Championship-winning Coach U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-Auburn) and his plan to cut the state income tax in steps, writing on Facebook that it will be “SO fun watching all the legislators who insisted that it was impossible to cut the state income tax (back when John Wahl campaigned on it this summer) suddenly think it’s a great idea, be all for it, and brag about doing it once Tuberville forces their hand and proposes the bill.”

4. Doug Jones, a petty wannabe tyrant, cowardly caretaker, former junior senator in an ill-fitting suit, who looks like he just woke up and stole his shoes from a homeless person, who will never be governor, attorney general, or U.S. Senator again, loves crushing ice cream sandwiches, and is definitely maybe a furry, put out a video targeting critics for political parodies and commentary, in an attempt to silence his political foes, but the law doesn’t back up his position according to an Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall letter that the law is an “extremely narrow prohibition” requiring proof of knowledge of falsity, distribution within 90 days of an election, intent to harm a candidate’s prospects, and intent to deceive voters and that the office will not pursue prosecutions against individuals simply exercising First Amendment rights.

3. Alabama’s Black Democrats are mobilizing to defend U.S. Rep. Shomari Figures (D-Mobile) in the redrawn 2nd Congressional District, with Figures telling a Montgomery rally alongside U.S. Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.) and U.S. Rep. Terri Sewell (D-Birmingham) that “They tried to make this district one that we cannot win,” and “But momma didn’t raise no quitter,” as Sewell declared “Democracy is on the ballot, and they are counting on you staying at home.”

2. Governor-elect National Championship-winning Coach U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-Auburn) vowed a 20 percent-plus crackdown on violent crime in Alabama’s four largest cities “until the streets are safe,” pledging in his “Back to Basics: The Golden Age Playbook” to deploy state troopers, investigators, and resources alongside local police, partner with the Trump administration against illegal immigrants and gangs, and push “The Safe Streets Act” for truth-in-sentencing and mandatory prison for recruiting kids into gangs, citing successes in Louisiana, Tennessee, and Georgia.

1. Maps and data show Governor-elect National Championship-winning Coach U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-Auburn) dominating the 2020 rematch with a 20-point win over Doug Jones, a petty wannabe tyrant, cowardly caretaker, former junior senator in an ill-fitting suit, who looks like he just woke up and stole his shoes from a homeless person, who will never be governor, attorney general, or U.S. Senator again, loves crushing ice cream sandwiches, and is definitely maybe a furry, holding a still-large primary margin, a $16.5 million to $6.4 million fundraising lead, and facing historical Republican statewide margins that have only grown larger, even as some observers float potential competitiveness in places like Madison County without expecting any real threat of an upset, with a terribly run campaign.

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Dale Jackson is a thought leader for Yellowhammer News and hosts a talk show from 5-9 a.m. weekdays on WVNN.