Earlier this week, Alabama State Rep. Alving Holmes, D-Montgomery, said on the floor of the Alabama House of Representatives that he does not like Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas because he’s married to a white woman, then went on to call him an “Uncle Tom.”
Numerous conservative national media outlets picked up on Holmes’ comments, but as usual, the liberal media ignored them. Of course, we all know what would have happened if a conservative had said those things. So it got us at Yellowhammer thinking, how exactly do liberals decide what’s racist and what’s not?
Here’s a handy guide…
10 Things Liberals Think are Racist
1. Opposing ObamaCare
2. Respecting the rule of law on immigration
3. Criticizing the IRS
4. The Tea Party
5. The 2013 government shutdown
6. Disagreeing with the president
7. Opposing Medicaid expansion
8. Supporting a black Republican
9. School choice
10. Pointing out that more people are food stamps now then ever before
10 Things Liberals Don’t Think are Racist
1. Calling a Supreme Court Justice an “Uncle Tom”
2. Anti-Semitism
3. Insinuating that being black means being poor and shining shoes
4. The phrase “negro dialect”
5. Racial slurs
6. Stereotyping individuals of Indian descent
7. Perpetuating racial stereotypes of black males
8. Wanting to kick individuals of Asian descent out of your community
9. Saying this about a black conservative…
10. Giving dirty looks to interracial couples
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