7 Things: Trump’s $5,000 dividend pitch, disingenuous Doug Jones/Alabama Democrat, and more…

7. LSU finalized its roster at 105 players, and there are zero NFL players on the team ahead of Thursday’s SEC expulsion meeting, telling the league the issue is now “moot,” while Alabama radio legend Paul Finebaum says “it’s not over” because “The SEC is extremely angry” at Lane Kiffin and LSU.

6. Unfortunately, an Alabama woman will not face charges after an Indiana prosecutor declined to prosecute a false child-welfare tip, for some reason, that triggered a forensic interview of former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg’s twins, which he called “cruel.”

5. President Donald Trump believes Iran “can’t hold out any longer” and predicted the war ends “immediately after the election,” while warning Tehran “not to get cute” at nuclear site Pickaxe Mountain, while gas prices continue to go up.

4. Alabama U.S.Senate candidate and  U.S. Rep. Barry Moore (R-Enterprise) rejected Club for Growth “dark money” labels, saying “That’s conservative donors from around the country getting involved in politics to offset what ActBlue has been doing” and “Dark money is usually money you wish you got for your campaign.”

3. Former ALGOP Chair Terry Lathan told Mobile Republicans closed-primary bills will return in 2027 and that Governor-elect, National Championship-winning Coach U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-Auburn) “could be the difference” in getting it over the goal line, adding “Closed primaries are a high priority of the Alabama Republican Party.”

2. Lieutenant governor nominee and former ALGOP Chairman John Wahl called Democrats’ data-center criticism “disingenuous,” a “political ploy to gain votes,” saying “They don’t care about data centers” and “I think Democrats are being very disingenuous and very dishonest regarding their position.”

1. President Donald Trump told the Dallas midterm convention, “I’m asking you to pretend that I’m on the ballot,” promised a $5,000 “Trump dividend” to every adult if Republicans keep Congress, and warned of a “crazy little sick cloud” over America as he vowed to “defeat communism.”

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Dale Jackson is a thought leader for Yellowhammer News and hosts a talk show from 5-9 a.m. weekdays on WVNN.