Hate Mail of the Week

“Hate Mail of the Week” is a weekly feature on Yellowhammer Politics in which some of the hate mail submitted through our contact page is published exactly as it was received. The only edits made are to remove expletives — this is a family show, after all.

If you feel like you hate this site, or me, more than the people below — you’re welcome to share your thoughts and feelings here. But at least be creative.

You can see last week’s Hate Mail here.

Name: You\’re screwed on March 13

Email: [email protected]

Comments: You looked 12 years old on TV this morning. Matt Murphy’s an idiot. Dale Jackson’s an idiot. So those appearances didn’t surprise me. But I have to say, you being invited on FOX surprised me. Of course, you were sitting next to mega dunce Bill Armistead which was fitting.

The best part is that you’re now on the record making predictions. When Malone wins the Chief Justice race and Newt wins Alabama (we’re right next to Georgia which he won in a landslide, [expletive]), I guarantee you that you won’t post this in your hate mail. I’m not even really hating. Hell, you deserve a lot credit for fooling the entire state into reading your drivel. But just know I plan on sitting back with a tub of popcorn and watching your credibility collapse on March 13.

Name: CONCERNED AEA MEMBER

Email: [email protected]

Comments: MY COLLEAGUES AND I ARE SICK OF YOUR LYING ABOUT THE AEA. ALL THE AEA WANTS IS FOR CHILDREN IN THIS STATE TO HAVE THE BEST EDUCATION SYSTEM IN THIS WORLD.

I DON’T AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THE DEMOCRATS DID WHILE THEY WERE IN CONTROL OF THE LEGISLATURE. HOWEVER, WE AT LEAST KNEW THAT THEY WERE TRYING THEIR BEST TO MAKE OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM THE ENVY OF THE WORLD. THERE WAS A LOT OF WORK LEFT TO DO, NO DOUBT, BUT WE WERE WELL ON OUR WAY BEFORE REPUBLICANS SWEPT IN AND STARTED MALICIOUSLY TARGETING ME AND MY COLLEAGUES.

NOW WE HAVE TO READ YOUR PROPAGANDA EVERY DAY. I COULDN’T BELIEVE HOW YOU TRIED TO RUIN A GOOD MAN LIKE REP. CRAIG FORD WHO HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR CHILDREN IN THIS STATE.

JUST LIKE WE WON’T SIT BACK AND ALLOW THE LEGISLATURE TO TAKE US OUT, WE WON’T ALLOW YOU TO LEAD THE REPUBLICAN SMEAR CAMPAIGN EITHER.

Name: opposition research

Email: [email protected]

Comments: Scum like you who scour the internet for dirt on people are the reason that we have a hard time getting good people to run for office. Honestly, what kind of loser sits at home hitting the refresh button on the Democratic Party’s website until they realize that a page is missing? And what kind of low-life STEALS videos from another website and posts them and acts like they’re a hero for it?

A REPUBLICAN, that’s who. The kind of people who kick the poor when they’re down and kick the other party when they’re trying to do the public a much-needed service by providing a check against the out of control power of the Alabama GOP and their hate mongering legislature.

What you need to realize is that there are an army of us common folks and very few elites like yourself. We have the manpower to take this state back and we’re getting ourselves organized to do exactly that.

I’m making it my personal mission to find out everything there is to know about you. I already know where you were born, where you went to school, everywhere you’ve lived, and I’m finding people in those places who will tell me everything wrong you’ve done from the day you were born. And I’m not the only one. We are legion.